First Time Here?

Welcome.

Maybe you read a book of mine and you found this website.

Perhaps you saw an article or a link or a friend said to check out my writing.

Or, possibly, you were searching on Google images for “douchebag” and ended up here.

Whatever the reason may be, welcome to my personal website. My goal is to be interesting, useful, and challenging to you, in that order.

Here are the things you’re going to want to do to get started:

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A lot of my writing, for reasons of decency, privacy, and political correctness, I don’t share publicly. I only email when I have something new and important to say and share, so sometimes that’s just once a week or once a month. Often, if it’s really important, I plan a phone call, and we get to all talk about it. It’s fun, and many people say it’s the only mailing list they get directly to their inbox.

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Read a book:

If you haven’t read anything I’ve written, The Truth, The Game, and The Dirt are good books to start with. Basically, any book that begins with a The.

If you are too busy (i.e., lazy) to read, The Game and Emergency are available as audiobooks, and you can enjoy the gift of my adenoidal voice droning in your ear for 16 hours straight.

Here are a few places to start, categorized to give you the very revealing choice of either doing what everyone else is doing or blazing your own trail.

• How To Break Up
• Stop Complaining: A 30-Day Challenge
• Miracle Fruit: Throwing A Party To Remember

• How to Read People’s Feet
• How to Crash a Party
• How to Write Your Memoir
• Life Lessons From Bozo the Clown

• How to Listen
• How to Speak
• How to Think
• How to Work
• How to Make a Great First Impression
• How to Be a Good Friend

• A True Story About Love
• Are We Meant to Be Monogamous?
• Passion, Intimacy, & Commitment
• 8 Things You Need to Know About Cheating

• How to Be Safe in a Crowd
• A Beginner’s Guide to Survival Prepping
• An Advanced Guide to Survival Prepping
• Is Survival Porn Bad For You?
• How to Survive on a Budget
• How to Survive a Street Fight

The Six Levels of Change
What Is Self-Esteem & How to Get Some
A Shortcut to Killing Negativity
5 Steps to a More Meaningful Life

And if you need anything at all, feel free to contact me. We respond to every email. Because that’s the kind of people we are.